everything about google is beta.

how come while watching those concert videos, you can only hear the girls' screams?

JJ: how do i update Internet Explorer?

shungui: eh dun use internet explorer, it has too many spywares. use firefox instead.

JJ: ok so where do i download firefox?

shungui: from the net using internet explorer.

to the girl i like: please stop sending me those ' forever friends ' messages.

i love you forever, currently.

CELEBRATION FOR !))) HITS!!! i mean 1000. !!! whooo!!

haha i kinda like this.

when they say love is blind, you know its true because you see shit face and angel face together everywhere on the streets.

posers are people who seems to be listening to thier mp3 players on the MRT. they know very well that they cant hear a thing cos the MRT is shit too noisy.

seriously, there isn't a need for National Service anymore. the Human Civizilization has long already matured, we wont be fighting any more. unless you are talking about osama and friends.

one thousand years down the road, MediaCorp will change their name to MediaCorpse.