i saw someone typing this in a msn convo before:

"sorry but i gotta gtg."

one thing that i always felt that was unfair in school: how come boys cant have long hair? the teachers explained that boys having long hair will affect their school work , like spending too much time on their hair, irritating fringe, causing them to act cool, and so on. but how come the girls are doing so well?

i noticed something. if you are willing to pay for something, you will enjoy the power of choosing and having good luck. lets say, if you pay for a prostitute, you can choose a good one.

if you are not willing to pay, you dun have to power to choose and will most probably have bad luck. for example, you are a gigolo.
since you are not paying, those aunties will choose you and normally the auntie wont be very pleasant.

some things in singapore are very cheap. for example, a supermarket trolley costs $1 only.

whats the difference between

Coca Cola and Pepsi?

7 Up and Sprite?

F&N orange and miranda orange?

Sparkling H2o and 100plus?

Mountain Dew and Kickapoo?

you and shit?

there are somethings i dun really understand.

With the introduction of McDonalds and KFC and such, people SHOULD be dying younger, instead, they are living longer.

how come we dun have instant rice?

whenever you want to buy houses, condos , HDB, wadever, its best not to buy the first floor one, because you will have many neightbours. And most of them will be insects.

everybody judge u on ur paper qualifications in singapore. they look at your certificate and all those papers. even when u die, they also need to look at your death certificate to see whether u real die or fake die.

some general rules to take note when living in singapore.

1. whenever u quarrel, once you use your fist, you lose.

2. you can do anything you want, but dun get caught.

when i drink, i like to use small cups. i like small cups because they are small. i dont like any cups bigger than a small cup.

PHOTO OF IDIOT

please see this photo. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF. this is by far, IMO, the funniest shit in my blog.

he is the self proclaimed " son of god ".

seriouly, im impressed by the service attitude of the people at KFC. ( if i was paid $3/h, i wont be kind to customers. )

i want to live till i die.

im so forgetful nowadays. every morning i wake up, i wonder who's the woman sleeping beside me.