some people have a totally different front view and back view. when u see their back view, u want to see their front view cos their back view is so chio, but when they turn around, u say " omfg! "

(non-funny for non-computer people )
i found this while typing my name in google

" If the Unix community wants to shun GUI standardization, thereby selecting ... "

i think only the computer people can understand this.

(non-funny)

IM OUT TO KILL. IF I DONT KILL, IM OUT.

the most useless car in Singapore are Ferarri and McLaren and those kinds.

those security guards at the schools and shopping centres -- they really redefine the term " security guard ". Fat and old and weak.

many people can only say lame jokes because they still cant forget their childhood sense of humour.