the only time i felt like singing majulah singapura was when i was walking along the dark streets of malaysia few days ago.

[lame riddle time]

Question: which vehicle is the most flirtatious of all?




















Ans: the pickup truck.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

some women are SO FAT, i think their cup size is like 1290390428904HHFFHGGHGH or sth.

recently got this shit block test so is very stressed! which means no jokes! expect more jokes to come after 20th+++march. stay tune guys.

non funny.

indeed, youth is wasted on the young.

the fastest and the easiest way to gain world wide fame is to make videos.