SECRET UNCOVERED!

How a part-time Takashimaya worker earns $20000 per month!!

A LEVEL EXAM HAIRSTYLE REVEALED!

ONE DAY AFTER A LEVEL EXAM HAIRSTYLE REVEALED!

(cencored to protect identity)

(pure crap shit)

Peace, Freedom and Tranquility

Today right after my last paper, I immediately felt a sense of calmness. It was as though I'm part of Nature. Part of the Earth. i collaborated with the Sun and the Moon, to re-align my chi, and felt like two animals, combined as one. Like the dolphin swimming in the sea playing with the seagul flying in the sky.

Amazing lost and found encounters

1. at escape theme park queuing up for the rides. suddenly a phone dropped down from the sky and hit me.

2.at bus stop waiting for bus. want to sit down on the sit, then felt that there was something underneath. voila. its a handphone.

3.lost my wallet last time during primary school. total lost about $10. cos primary school mah. went to minimart and along the way, found a $10 note.

this has gotta be the lousiest computer advertisment i have ever seen ( regarding PC Alarm Clock )

" Turn your $2000 computer into a $20 alarm clock ! "

JAPANESE GIRL VS SINGAPORE BOY
ACT CUTE SHOWDOWN
WHO WILL WIN!!?!?

japanese girl:

SINGAPORE BOY:

SIDE BY SIDE VS !!!!!!

WHO WINS YOU DECIDE!!

( censored to protect's fren's identity)

(FACT)

few days ago, President George Bush came to a very peaceful and safe Singapore, with alot of guards, protection, armoured cars and so on. TML , he will go to indonesia, where there will be public demostation about anti-bush. dunno what kinda army or weapons he need to survive there.

good luck, president.

biggest joke:

GST increase to 7% to help the poor !!!!!!!!!!!!

today i have a pickup line for girls to use on guys!

girls , when u sms guys , can use this:

" my frens call me sarah, but you can call me tonight. "

haha tell me if it works. ( guys use this line 100% sure fail )

DIRTY BURGER KING. THUMBS DOWN TO BURGER KING.

up till today, i really liked to eat at burger king , i tot how come BK so little people? compared to mac and others fastfood. however today i saw what they did, i realized the answer.

they used to have a medium size and large size drink rite? then now, they call their medium size drink, the LARGE size. so essentially you order a LARGE drink, but they give you a MEDIUM size only, and charge you 10 cents more. what kinda of marketing policy is this. feels like being conned likedat.

SHIT YOU BURGER KING!

(LAME RIDDLE )
Question: which part of you body can u find mickey mouse and donald duck?

ans: this knee.

some creative pick up lines that i tot of. ( non funny )

Directed towards those girls at KFC or mac counters.

" hi can you give me ketchup, chilli and your number ? "

directed towards ANY girls on the street.

" hi erm may i know what is the time now? "

( OF COS U MUST SEE THEY GOT WATCH THEN CAN USE THIS ONE , if not u sure dio trouble )


ok no more already.

some strange jobs that i have worked as in the past. ( non funny of cos)

wear costume flyer distributer.

6/h. looked like an idiot and waste time and waste life

modem installer

20/h. THIS IS GOOD. earn until face green color.

brochure collector.

THIS IS INSANE! collect one brochure, they give u 80cents!!!!! go shopping, anyhow collect, anyhow earn money!!!! this one earn until vomit.

after the difficult GP Paper 2, my friend's msn nick:

Tee Gong, Huat Zi Gong, GuanYinMa, Tu Di Gong, Nezha, ணஔஅஆஇ, اسلای جہورۂ پاستا, Allah, please let Me, YongRui and Dennis pass